Things I have learned from my 4 yr old
The difference between a good poop and a bad poop.
Mom: Porter what's wrong?
Porter: Mommy I had a bad poop.
Mom:What's a bad poop?
Porter: It's green. (Pause here for laughing)
Mom: What's a good poop?
Porter:Brown duh mom!
That you can fall in a shower and still be OKAY!
this is probably a you had to be there moment.
Porter loves to stand in the shower and let the water hit his head. So one night he is in there, and my husband and I are sitting on the bed watching CSI when we here him slip and fall. And just as we are about to run in there we here this, keep in mind that he is 4 yrs old.
OKAY....i AM OKAY!!!!!
I really laughed about this for a long time.